i did a sour patch kids commercial. first they're sour, then they're sweet. the sour patch kid throws eggs at me, at my front door, and then comes over and gives me a hug at the end. i also did a sony playstation commercial. they don't give you anything. i thought i was gonna get sour patch kids; i thought i was gonna get a playstation. evan peters ~ brainyquotes

there's also a delillo quote or two that belong here, but i'm to lazy to find 'em. so all i got is a freewheeling hot take: most u.s. city governments essentially act as tourism boards. mayors floundering as beacons for interstate and international travel. a continuation of colonial tours, turned inward, to extract mammoth amounts of capital from witting strangers.