continuing the project's theme of stealing other's words. here's how distant future utopias (now defunct) described the non-book version of i will not stop you from sinning but i will judge and punish you³⁴: “the full project is a deranged, labyrinthine, and algorithmically organized transmission straight from the id of the collective internet psyche. the reader is encouraged to get lost ... and, if possible, find their own way our.”

a mushroom of a project. an ideal phantom machine. a project that can produce and keep producing odd variants and offshoots ad infinitum, however constrained. this project started started as an idea prompted by an instagram post that turned into a magazine publication, a choose-your-own-adventure google drive archive, 34+ animations (posted to IG), and 34 handmade books. a machine that runs, hopefully, in perpetuity.

THIS EDITION INCLUDES UNIQUE DUST JACKET VARIANTS FOR EACH BOOK. THE 34 VARIANTS WILL BE DISTRIBUTED IN ASCENDING ORDER, WITH EDITION 1 GOING TO ORDER 1 AND SO ON.